{"product_id":"i-m-not-lazy-i-m-energy-efficient-hoodie","title":"I’m Not Lazy, I’m Energy Efficient | Hoodie","description":"\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eI’m Not Lazy, I’m Energy Efficient | Hoodie\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eEmbrace your inner sloth with this ultra-comfortable, light grey hoodie. Featuring a charming hand-pressed sloth design, this sweatshirt is the perfect uniform for slow mornings, cozy weekends, or anyone who values a well-timed nap.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Infusible Ink Difference\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eThis isn’t your average printed hoodie. Using advanced infusible ink technology, the design is permanently fused into the fabric fibers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eZero Feel:\u003c\/b\u003e Unlike traditional prints, you won't feel any raised edges or \"stiffness\" on the design. It is completely smooth to the touch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePro-Grade Durability:\u003c\/b\u003e Because the ink is part of the fabric, the design is incredibly vibrant and won't fade, flake, or lose its detail over time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBreathable Comfort:\u003c\/b\u003e The design moves with the fabric, keeping the hoodie soft and flexible.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eColor:\u003c\/b\u003e Classic Heather Grey.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFit:\u003c\/b\u003e Unisex sizing with a relaxed, cozy fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/b\u003e Front kangaroo pocket, matching drawstrings, and a soft brushed interior for maximum warmth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eStyle:\u003c\/b\u003e Pairs perfectly with leggings, jeans, or your favorite lounge pants.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003eTo keep your hoodie looking brand new for years to come:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col start=\"1\" data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\"\u003eTurn inside out before washing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\"\u003eMachine wash cold with mild detergent.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\"\u003eTumble dry low or hang to dry.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,3,0\"\u003eDo not use fabric softener or bleach.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e","brand":"Off Grid Goods ","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45401089146924,"sku":null,"price":48.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0720\/5063\/8892\/files\/Copilot_20260322_150827.png?v=1774206525","url":"https:\/\/off-grid-goods-3.myshopify.com\/products\/i-m-not-lazy-i-m-energy-efficient-hoodie","provider":"Off Grid Goods ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}